By Louise McKay

ISBN-10: 1840242302

ISBN-13: 9781840242300

If soccer ain't your factor, then this identify is for you. while international Cup fever moves, fantasise a couple of footie-free global within which these bloomin' balls were grew to become to higher and funnier makes use of.

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32 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 33 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL A ball and chain for jailed footballers. 34 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 35 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Hot air balloon for mice. 36 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 37 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Alternative to cheese in a fast-food burger – bound to be popular because it’s less rubbery. 38 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Oh, and a more palatable replacement for the ubiquitous gherkin (and so much easier to fish out with your hands). 39 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Humbug sweets for divvy kids who don’t know the difference between stripes and spots.

40 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 41 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL An ineffective demolition ball for buildings you don’t really want to knock down. 42 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Brilliant new female contraceptive – let’s face it, football is quite a turn-off. 43 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Prosthetic head for unfortunate 18th Century French aristocrats. 44 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 45 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Ball cock for a big loo. 46 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL A spare Quidditch ball for when Harry Potter drops his. 47 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Placebo tablets in case the NHS runs out.

60 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL 61 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Prosthetic dalmation knackers. 62 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL A cannonball for pacifists. 63 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Slotless piggy bank for someone with no money. 64 101 USES FOR A FOOTBALL Decorative hundreds and thousands for Hagrid’s birthday cake.

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