By Paul Merson

ISBN-10: 0007424965

ISBN-13: 9780007424962

An anecdote-driven narrative of the vintage footballer's ‘DOs and DO NOTs’ from the ever-popular Arsenal legend and soccer pundit Paul Merson, aka ‘The Merse’.

When it involves suggestion at the pitfalls of existence as a qualified footballer, Paul Merson can pretty well write the handbook. in truth, that's precisely what he's performed during this hilarious new e-book which manages to be at the same time poignant and gloriously funny.

Merson was once a prodigiously proficient footballer within the 80s and 90s, gracing the higher echelons of the sport - and the tabloid entrance pages - along with his breathtakingly abilities and larger-than-life off-field persona.

His much-publicised battles with playing, drug and alcohol dependancy are in the back of him now, and soccer fanatics remain attracted to his sharp footballing mind and playful antics on SkySports cult effects convey football Saturday.

The publication delights and entertains with a treasure chest of magnificent anecdotes from a guy who hasn't ever misplaced his love of soccer and his inimitable joie de vivre via a 25-year organization with the gorgeous Game.

How to not be a qualified Footballer is a highly interesting, relocating and laugh-out-loud shaggy dog story.

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